"Dude, dude remember when I came up to you and I said 'Dude what's the last song on the record 'cause me and Irwin are gonna slam dude' and you said it's

'This one dude'. That's the best thing that ever happened to me dude."

"Hello, I'd like to ask a favor of you...
Boycott high movie prices...
Thank you..."

Well, I
Burned
My
Finger OWW!

(That's sweet baby)

Well I
Need
A
Lyric NOW!

(Yeah...BIRDS GO INSANE)

I
DON'T
EAT NO MORE
COW
(MOO!!!)

END OF
THE RECORD
NOW

"What's this dude's number?"
"See if this dude wants to jam, dude"
"Alright, c'mon...c'mon dude please be home"
"Dude...dude"

"2 2 check! 2 heh, hello"
"Dude!"
"Hey dude!" "Who's this?"
"It's me dude"
"Oh yeah yeah yeah Dude, how ya doin man?"
"Dude dude, I'm OK. Dude dude dude wanna come over and jam dude?"
"Oh right on man...SHOOGAOOGAGUNGA
I'll be right over"
"Dude.. hey dude..."
"What dude..."
"Dude check me out I'm Jeff Beck dude"
"Oh that's horrible"
"No dude it gets better dude...check it out dude it's right after this"
"What are those Pentecostal "
"I don't know dude I never heard of that"
"Oh, it's supposed to be good anyway"
"Dude, dude this reminds me of Joe Perry"
"Yeah man it's like Joe Perry at a carnival though..."
"Dude I did see Joe Perry at a carnival"
"Dude looks like a lady..."
"Doo don't say that dude"
"I'm just kiddin' Joe Perry's very cool dude!"
"Yeah he's very cool"
"Dude, dude, check out my solo dude!"
WOW
"Dude I was shreddin' dude"
"Dude you're a shredder 4 real dude"
"Thanks dude I fuckin' love ya dude"
"I fuckin' love ya man"
"Dude dude check it out I'm still doin' Beck man"
"Dude who the hell is Beck-Man?"
"Dude Eddie Van Halen taught Beck everything he knows"
"No, he didn't"
"That's what my friend told me"
"Dude dude did you see Van Halen at the US Festival"
"Yeah, yeah I remember that"
"Dude remember when David Lee Roth forgot the words, man...Dude check it out, he goes 'I forgot the fuckin' words man'"
"Yeah man that was pretty stupid"
"No no dude it was cool"
"It was stupid dude"
"Don't say that dude"
"Dude dude dude check out my solo"
"WOW"
"That's weird dude...are you sure you were in the right key dude?"
"Dude I think I was doing the Pentecostal scale"
"Dude!!! All right!!!" (High Fives)
"Dude this is freaky dude!"
"Relax dude I think it's just my tuning"
"No dude it's a harmony dude"
"What harmony?"
"I-I think it's from..."
"IT'S FROM HELL DUDE!!!"
"Harmonies from Hell dude..."
"NO DUDE...DON'T SAY THAT!"
"Hey man"
"What...dude I'm jammin dude"
"Yeah but here comes Keegan man. He jams"
"Hey dude..."
"Hey dude nice bum"
"NO DUDE...DON'T SAY THAT!"
"Want a popsicle dude?"
"Ahh no thanks dude..."
"Ahh c'mon..."
"Nah I'm not hungry man"
"It's cold..."
"Nah I'm not at hungry man"
"It's cold"
"Nah I don't really, I'm not hungry"
"It's red"
"Dude, I'm not hungry!!"
"It's good 4 U"
"NO, I JUST WANNA SHRED"
(Knock knock knock)
"Dude, someone at the door"
"You boys keep it down in there"
"Dude what should we do"
"TURN IT DOWN IN THERE BOYS"
"Dude man I'm packin' heat dude!"
"Dude DON'T DO IT!!!"
(MACHINE GUN)
"No dude you shouldn't have done that"
"I know dude but check out. How heavy is this man..."
"What's heavy?"
"This...SHOOGAGOOGAGUNGA"
"Dude, dude check me out dude I'm Joe Satriani"
"Dude what're you having dinner w/the ALIEN?"
"NO DUDE DON'T SAY THAT!"
"Dude, dude have you ever played with Sea Monkeys dude?"
"Played with Sea Monk- what the hell are Sea Monkeys man?"
"Dude they're these little things. They're like Sea Monkeys dude..."
"Is it kinda like playing when you're playing the G.I.T. stuff like this?"
"WOW"
"That was outrageous...I don't know what we did...who cares?"
"No dude don't say that"
"Dude I think it's over dude"
"NO DUDE, DON'T SAY THAT!